The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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