The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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