You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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