watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There's always time for handjobs
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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