You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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