it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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