Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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