How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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