from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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