I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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