I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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