It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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