"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
