Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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