What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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