you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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