i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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