I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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