she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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