You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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