census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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