This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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