What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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