Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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