I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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