A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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