Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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