so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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