I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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