have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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