Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
organizing the empties. That sober.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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