What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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