There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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