are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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