You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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