Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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