i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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