Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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