If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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