your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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