He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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