If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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