You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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