It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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