why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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