OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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