I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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