At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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