Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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