I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can't put those talents on a resume
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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