If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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