guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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