so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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