Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Shame - the story of my life.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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