Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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