I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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