I bet he comes in French.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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